I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming get more info and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of chickens came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?